RAGE.

I hate the vets. I hate the vets. I hate the vets.

It stinks, it's packed and you have to wait ages. Our appointment was at 3, we got seen to at 3.54. Nice. How can they be so behind? It annoyed me. And I have to go back again this week. And the vet is a total berk aswell, unpleasant, no sense of humor and a bitch. Just a total bitch. I thought vets had to be perky and totally in love with animals and their job? I guess not, either she's never really been that into it or she's going through a divorce? House set on fire and she's homeless? Dragon ate her kitteh? Hitler was her grandfather? Cluster headaches? Ouch, that sounds well painful. I am not looking forward to going back and can't wait for it to be over. I hate it. And it makes me the most annoyed I have ever been in the history of annoyingness. I get so angry I can't even speek. That's how angry I get.

When I'm drunk, someone should take my phone off me. I just basically ruin my life. I'm not going to think it's a good idea to text people at 4am ever again.

I hate the vets.

Films.

I like films alot. Here's a list of the ones I like. No one will read this, ever, I don't care, I'm talking to myself, but I'm enjoying it.

Films with plenty of cheddar moments & films with guts & glory. American Psycho. Somethings Gotta Give. Breakfast Club. Lost Boys. Ace Ventura. Mac & Me. Revenge of the Nerds. Creepshow. Hook. Never Ending Story. All Dogs Go To Heaven. Stand By Me. Turner & Hooch. Kung Fu Panda. Monsters Vs. Aliens. Girl Next Door. Big. Dark Crystal. Me, Myself & Irene. Labyrinth. Anything puppet related. Goonies. Son of RamboW. Wristcutters: A Love Story. Little Monsters. Watching Fern Gully while on acid. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? The Mask. Night of the Creeps. Slackers. Upworld. Alice in Wonderland. The Toxic Avenger. The Skateboard Kid. Prehysteria. The Monster Squad. Last Action Hero. Mortal Kombat. Double Dragon. The Burbs. Weird Science. Say Anything. Mighty Ducks series. Home Alone. Tim Burtons stuff. Dumb & Dumber. Elf. Santa Claus (not the Tim Allen one). Power Rangers Movie.

Copied that from my Facebook like a cheating cheater. I like young Tom Hanks and old Tom Hanks but don't like Tom Hanks films when he's fighting demons and angels and stuff. I like comic book films, well afew of them, I liked X-Men 1,2 & 3 even if 3 was abit poopy. Wolverine was ok aswell. Spider-Man 1&2 are beauty. 3 is poopy. Hated the Fantastic 4 films. Not huge fan of either Hulk film. The 80s ones are still the best and probably always will be? Maybe. Possibly, probably.

80s films are quite clearly the best films in history, it's just a shame that there will never be anymore new ones.

I hate...

I don't get people. Like why do people say they hate traffic? Who likes it!? It annoys me, everyone hates being stuck in traffic. I don't think there's anyone out there who listens to the radio spefically to get the traffic reports for their local area just so they can rush to the car and get themselves all stuck in traffic. The same can be said for people who say they hate queueing - who likes it? No one on the planet would swap a small queue for a bigger one, you want to get out the place you're in as fast as possible, because it's busy and there's queues. And people who say they hate buses when they're on a bus. I heard a girl say that once, she said 'I hate buses me, they're so shit' and what did she have in her left hand? A weekly bus pass! Ha, if she hates them that much why does she reply on them to take her to wherever it is she needs to go? Some people don't think. Now if the bus was full, packed, no seats left, then you could say 'Oh man, I hate packed buses' I think that'd be a fair statement, but then again - who likes packed buses? Probably just dirty old men , who can get a sly sniff/feel/grope of someone as they get off at their stop and get away with it because the bus is so busy. I don't know, maybe I'm complaining about nothing. I usually do. I don't complain alot, I just can't stand people that say stupid things. I say stupid things, who doesn't?, but it grinds my gears when people say absolutely fucking retarded stuff. If I'm with someone and they make a R-Tard statement I'll usually make jokes at them. Same goes for people who are so obviously obvious. Captain Obvious'. Miss Obvious and the Obvious Five. I like making jokes on their behalf the most.

This will be my new moan place, if I can be bothered keeping it up to date, which isn't likely? Probably.

I love referring to things as 'real life'. Like when you're watching a movie and you see someone who has just got married. 'She got married in real life last week aswell...' I love it. Real life. Lets live in the fake life, where is the fake life? I want to know more about it. I'm going to Google Earth its fake&gay arse. Is this real life? - David At The Dentist. YouTube it.