Monday, 8 March 2010

RAGE.

I hate the vets. I hate the vets. I hate the vets.

It stinks, it's packed and you have to wait ages. Our appointment was at 3, we got seen to at 3.54. Nice. How can they be so behind? It annoyed me. And I have to go back again this week. And the vet is a total berk aswell, unpleasant, no sense of humor and a bitch. Just a total bitch. I thought vets had to be perky and totally in love with animals and their job? I guess not, either she's never really been that into it or she's going through a divorce? House set on fire and she's homeless? Dragon ate her kitteh? Hitler was her grandfather? Cluster headaches? Ouch, that sounds well painful. I am not looking forward to going back and can't wait for it to be over. I hate it. And it makes me the most annoyed I have ever been in the history of annoyingness. I get so angry I can't even speek. That's how angry I get.

When I'm drunk, someone should take my phone off me. I just basically ruin my life. I'm not going to think it's a good idea to text people at 4am ever again.

I hate the vets.

Tuesday, 2 March 2010

Films.

I like films alot. Here's a list of the ones I like. No one will read this, ever, I don't care, I'm talking to myself, but I'm enjoying it.

Films with plenty of cheddar moments & films with guts & glory. American Psycho. Somethings Gotta Give. Breakfast Club. Lost Boys. Ace Ventura. Mac & Me. Revenge of the Nerds. Creepshow. Hook. Never Ending Story. All Dogs Go To Heaven. Stand By Me. Turner & Hooch. Kung Fu Panda. Monsters Vs. Aliens. Girl Next Door. Big. Dark Crystal. Me, Myself & Irene. Labyrinth. Anything puppet related. Goonies. Son of RamboW. Wristcutters: A Love Story. Little Monsters. Watching Fern Gully while on acid. Who Framed Roger Rabbit? The Mask. Night of the Creeps. Slackers. Upworld. Alice in Wonderland. The Toxic Avenger. The Skateboard Kid. Prehysteria. The Monster Squad. Last Action Hero. Mortal Kombat. Double Dragon. The Burbs. Weird Science. Say Anything. Mighty Ducks series. Home Alone. Tim Burtons stuff. Dumb & Dumber. Elf. Santa Claus (not the Tim Allen one). Power Rangers Movie.

Copied that from my Facebook like a cheating cheater. I like young Tom Hanks and old Tom Hanks but don't like Tom Hanks films when he's fighting demons and angels and stuff. I like comic book films, well afew of them, I liked X-Men 1,2 & 3 even if 3 was abit poopy. Wolverine was ok aswell. Spider-Man 1&2 are beauty. 3 is poopy. Hated the Fantastic 4 films. Not huge fan of either Hulk film. The 80s ones are still the best and probably always will be? Maybe. Possibly, probably.

80s films are quite clearly the best films in history, it's just a shame that there will never be anymore new ones.