I don't get people. Like why do people say they hate traffic? Who likes it!? It annoys me, everyone hates being stuck in traffic. I don't think there's anyone out there who listens to the radio spefically to get the traffic reports for their local area just so they can rush to the car and get themselves all stuck in traffic. The same can be said for people who say they hate queueing - who likes it? No one on the planet would swap a small queue for a bigger one, you want to get out the place you're in as fast as possible, because it's busy and there's queues. And people who say they hate buses when they're on a bus. I heard a girl say that once, she said 'I hate buses me, they're so shit' and what did she have in her left hand? A weekly bus pass! Ha, if she hates them that much why does she reply on them to take her to wherever it is she needs to go? Some people don't think. Now if the bus was full, packed, no seats left, then you could say 'Oh man, I hate packed buses' I think that'd be a fair statement, but then again - who likes packed buses? Probably just dirty old men , who can get a sly sniff/feel/grope of someone as they get off at their stop and get away with it because the bus is so busy. I don't know, maybe I'm complaining about nothing. I usually do. I don't complain alot, I just can't stand people that say stupid things. I say stupid things, who doesn't?, but it grinds my gears when people say absolutely fucking retarded stuff. If I'm with someone and they make a R-Tard statement I'll usually make jokes at them. Same goes for people who are so obviously obvious. Captain Obvious'. Miss Obvious and the Obvious Five. I like making jokes on their behalf the most.
This will be my new moan place, if I can be bothered keeping it up to date, which isn't likely? Probably.
I love referring to things as 'real life'. Like when you're watching a movie and you see someone who has just got married. 'She got married in real life last week aswell...' I love it. Real life. Lets live in the fake life, where is the fake life? I want to know more about it. I'm going to Google Earth its fake&gay arse. Is this real life? - David At The Dentist. YouTube it.
